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A virgins vagina
"Hey you snatch that V-card?"
"Ya took me months to break the iron gates."
See v-card, virgin, s..
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A kilo of marijuana.
Guy #1: Eybredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obamaain't helping the bredda..
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fake falling asleep when an UGLY chick is trying to hook up with you.
John: dude, did he just fall asleep on that girl?
joe: nahh, he&..