What is Olympic Rating Scale?
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The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the
10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even
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2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)
Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale
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When a person farts in a revolving door.
Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble.
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A healthy boner and/or erection.
Dude, I totally got a field grimace when I watched Thora Birch take her shirt off in American Beauty.
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