Olympic Rating Scale

What is Olympic Rating Scale?


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The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined

9 - Extremely disappointing and bland

8 - Outright bad

7 - Piss-poor

6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible

5 - Abysmal beyond words

4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.

3 - Hitlerwould tremble in fear at this Bob Sagetsized abomination

2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.

1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)

Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale


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