What is Olympic Wank?
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An exciting Form of masturbation, in which you must start off, and just before you cum, start sprinting. The idea is to see how far you get before you ejaculate.
Comentator; "And contestant Number 3 wins the olympic wank, with a score of 26.5 metres"
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