What is Olympic Wank?
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An exciting Form of masturbation, in which you must start off, and just before you cum, start sprinting. The idea is to see how far you get before you ejaculate.
Comentator; "And contestant Number 3 wins the olympic wank, with a score of 26.5 metres"
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one who has an obsession with peoples feet, and will do anything to touch them, especially if there are corns and bunyans involved.
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See: Zombie Vibrator
"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"..
