Olympic Wank

What is Olympic Wank?


1.

An exciting Form of masturbation, in which you must start off, and just before you cum, start sprinting. The idea is to see how far you get before you ejaculate.

Comentator; "And contestant Number 3 wins the olympic wank, with a score of 26.5 metres"

See wank, olympic, masturbation, sprinting, jerk off


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