What is Olympics?
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An sporting event originating in Greece as an honor to the gods. In more modern times it has become an international sporting contest were most of the world's countries participate every four years. The athletes selected to participate are their country's cream of the crop and represent their home nation with unparalleled pride. Being awarded a medal means you are one of the best athletes in the world. A pure and true athletic spectacle that has unfortunately received less popularity in recent years.
The true, original definition of athleticism originated at the ancient Olympics. Being allowed to represent your country is considered the ultimate goal for almost every athlete in the world.
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An excuse to see young people in minimal clothing.
*Turns on Olympics*
Guy: Woah, women's gymnastics!
Girl: Woah, men's diving!
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Gay Competitive Sports That Takes Over Every Channel
OMG New Episode of Family Guy!
O Motherfucking Goddamn Shit-in-a-Banana-peel! The Fucking Gay Olympics Are On!
*Shoots T.V.*
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An event that tries to cast itself as the world's largest sporting event that is truly international, even though people know its a load of bullshit since its always dominated by superpowers like the US. Sorry, the World Cup owns that distinction (and every other sporting or TV/Media event cannot come close to the influence it has on people's lives on a global scale).
Man 1: Hey the Olympics are going on?
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!
(Man 1 seems upset at his friend and at himself)
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