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Like a dirty sanchezexcept toothpaste is used as lube and then you jizz in her mouth and use your dick as a toothbrush
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A condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. The first dates often ..
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the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket
"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"
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