What is Omaf?
1.
adj: false feeling of worth associated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work
Horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his document.
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2.
Quote "Everyday here I lose more brain cells."
A place where you might as well do nothing because everytime you do something, the rules change so it has to be redone. One step forward, five steps back.
3.
a body of slowly working ineffectual beauraucrats accomplishing nothing but the rapid decomposition of my mind, memories and sense of self worth.
i mock, mock, mock the sugar woman who was so bitter and then i laughed and clapped an emailed houratio about the butterfly bouncers who tried so hard but failed and then i put on my hawaiian shirt and started a meaningless rivalry to pass the time and ate too much food in compensation for lack of wages.