Omahole

What is Omahole?


1.

Pronunciation: Oma-'hOl

Function: noun

1a.

Any U.S. Midwestern city with a population that’s majority Caucasian, conservative with limited culture and sophistication

1b.

A city with less than 1 million people where it's progressive citizens are embarrassed to admit where they live

2a.

A town or city that is predominantly flown over by coastal travelers

2b.

Any small Midwestern city that takes air travels at least two flights to reach it

Origin: Current and former citizens of Omaha, Nebraska

I yearn to live in Omahole and only eat meat and potatoes.

You don't believe in evolution? You must be from Omahole.

I have to fly over Omahole to reach New York.

We finally reached Omahole after five hours and two layovers.

See lame city, omaha, midwest, conservative, flyover


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