Omelerrhea

What is Omelerrhea?

literal defintion: diarrheacaused by binging on omelettes.

abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper

cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?

guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....

See diarrhea, cops, eggs

Vuna

1. a phrase used to describe a plonker in ex-yugoslav language jolledude1: i messed up my xp instalation somehow dude2: u vuna ! jolledu..

Miyagi Grip

1. A tight pussy. Tom: So how was she? Bill: She had a miyagi grip Tom: Niiiiiiiiicee See miyagi, grip, tight, vagina, pussy..

Blatherty

1. cover- up for any other swear/ curse/ illicit phrase "Son of a blatherty!" See cover, swear, nonsense, curse..

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