Omelerrhea

What is Omelerrhea?

literal defintion: diarrheacaused by binging on omelettes.

abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper

cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?

guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....

See diarrhea, cops, eggs

Mossy Log

1. While laying down naked, have your bitch throw up in your asshole, then, shit it right back into her mouth. "I gave that bitch 2 b..

Dicaroni

1. someone who has a limp dick like macaroni You have a dicaroni man it is not suppose to be like that! See synonym, macaroni 2. a limp..

Upsyndrome

1. 1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness. "Ever since meeting Caroline, I think Tom has come down..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Omelerrhea Edit Meaning