Omelerrhea

What is Omelerrhea?


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literal defintion: diarrheacaused by binging on omelettes.

abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper

cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?

guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....

See diarrhea, cops, eggs


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