What is Omelerrhea?
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abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....
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when a woman's hormones grow out of control, and an extreme amount of hair grows on the knuckles as a result, which resembles a mus..