What is Omelerrhea?
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literal defintion:
abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....
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The law that states: If you do not like the opinion or statement given to you, respond with "Fuck you"
Bartender: I think you..
