Omelerrhea

What is Omelerrhea?

literal defintion: diarrheacaused by binging on omelettes.

abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper

cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?

guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....

See diarrhea, cops, eggs

Zof

1. The act of being a bitch. Dude she was being suck a fuckin zof, I had to tell her to fuck off See scrabble, bitch, whore, slut..

Jibjambler

1. A person who takes on the personality of those around them Alice-I'm going to church tomorrow Michelle-Me too The next day.... ..

Beetle Bite

1. You put your ring finger in her twat, your thumb up her butthole, and snap your fingers. She had just taken a nasty shit and both holes..

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