What is Omelerrhea?
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abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....
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When you are so bored in the bathroom, you begin to read the labels on the backs of the toiletries and cleaning supply bottles just to p..
