Omelette Smile

What is Omelette Smile?


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Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.

Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.

See sexual frustration, bodacious, pumpkin face


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