Omff

What is Omff?


1.

Old Man Friend Forever. When an older man, is best friends with a younger girl. Man is usually old enough to be her father.

He doesn't perv on me, he's my OMFF.

See jaguar, bff, pedo, dirty old man

2.

Oh My Fucking Fuck

Yeah...

dUDE: OMFF!!! You fucked yourself!

Dude: So waht? Go Tuck yourself in!


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