Omfg

What is Omfg?

1.

Melodramatic Chatspeak, often used by hormonally-deprived girls on AOL Instant Messenger. Means "Oh my Fucking God."

"OMFG! WTF?! I thohught u wur kidding!!1!11!eleventyone!1!"

2.

Oh my fucking God, more dramatic version of omg

OMFG, this is some good shit hombre

3.

a handy mnemonic for remembering the ingredients of a greek salad

OMFG: Olives, Mayo, Feta, Garlic.

4.

Acronym for 'oh my fucking god'. Usually used as a more extreme version of omg.

Chatperson1: I lost my virginity last night.

Chatperson2: OMFG! That's awesome!

Chatperson1: I just beat the shit out of that ugly whore Nancy Hill

Chatperson2: OMFG XD your my idol!

Chatperson1: I FUCKING HATE YOU.

Chatperson2: OMFG, where is this coming from?

5.

abbreviation for 'oh my fucking god'

Amber: omfg you are LyKe suCh an asshole!11!!!oneoneone!!11!1!!!eleven!!1

Bob: Kill yourself!

See Herbert

6.

Acronym for 'oh my fucking goldfish' (instead of 'oh my fucking god') used by more religious people.

omfg!!! Matt! Jenny! You have to see this!

See omg, wtf, zomg, oh, wow

7.

Oh my fucking god. Stronger version of omg Also XD is commonly used after it in laughing situations.

OMFG! THAT SUCKS!

or

OMFG! XD I cant believe you did that!

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