Omfj

What is Omfj?


1.

I hate that ppl think it's oh my fuckin jonas! Like they are some sort of fuckin gods...wtf it's oh my fuckin jesus!

child:OH MY GOD!

parent: Don't take the lords name in vain!

child: OH MY FUCKIN JESUS! (omfj)

parent: Hey! watch the language!

child: ¡ay jesús mi maldito!

See jonas, god, jesus, jonas brothers

2.

"Oh my fucking Jonas" (Jonas Brothers reference)

Like OMJ but with much more emotion behind it

"OMJ, I met the Jonas Brothers!"

"OMFJ, why didn't you get their autograph for me!"

(catfight ensues)

See omj, jonas brothers, wtf, omg, nick jonas


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