What is Omfj?
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I hate that ppl think it's oh my fuckin jonas! Like they are some sort of fuckin gods...wtf it's oh my fuckin jesus!
child:OH MY GOD!
parent: Don't take the lords name in vain!
child: OH MY FUCKIN JESUS! (omfj)
parent: Hey! watch the language!
child: ¡ay jesús mi maldito!
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"Oh my fucking Jonas" (Jonas Brothers reference)
Like OMJ but with much more emotion behind it
"OMJ, I met the Jonas Brothers!"
"OMFJ, why didn't you get their autograph for me!"
(catfight ensues)
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an item that has been lost but never found again....
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Mutual masturbation with salsa.
Did you see that weird porn!? It involved a Mexican hand dance!
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When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra &quo..
