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When a woman's vag doesn't mature with the rest of her
Quartercunt = 1/4 size cunt
I couldn't fit it into that vag. She..
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When the big hand's on "last call for alcohol" and the little hand's on "that dude's been here since happy..
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A sexual act orignated in Northern Siberia and then adapted by Cumbrians.
He humplesnozzled the randy bear...