What is Omgasm?


Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission. Using jakes, random acts of weirdness, completely unexpected actions and bizarre practical jokes to blow minds. A holy Discordianmission.

Includes Abbygasm, Bookgasm, Colbertgasm, Erister Egg Huntor EggGASM, Litgasm, Mileygasm, and more including Gasm Gasm.

Also what a Discordian American Princesshas when she successfully completes such a mission and climaxes.

Oh My Goddess! I just Jaked our principal and OMG OMG OMG OMGASM!

See discordia, discordian, jake, miley cyrus, omg, orgasm, sex


An American comedy short about sex and yoga. Actress/dancer Alexandra Fulton starred in her directorial debut film which runs about 5 minutes and 37 seconds. It premiered at the Cannes Film Festival in France at the Short Film Corner on May 21th, 2008.

Fulton plays Daisy, a skeptical woman who slides into a colorful erotic fantasy about her handsome yoga teacher David, played by Adam Pena.

The name blends "Om," the most sacred symbol in the Hindu, Jain, Buddhistand Discordianreligions, with the word "orgasm." It's also a reference to tantric sex.

Man, watching OMgasm gave me an Omgasm!

See orgasm, sex, discordia, discordian, hindu, jain, buddhism, film, movie


An omgasm is when someone goes OMGOGMOGMOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM on the Internet. Commonly used by retarded 8th graders who think they know how to use the Internet, but really just found a keyboard on the ground and started hitting it.



oh my god + orgasm = omgasm

Chocolate pie with vanilla ice cream is so fucking omgasmic.


Operation Mindfuck - Golden Apple Seed Mission

Operation Mindfuck is an age old Discordian mission to spread Chaos and Discord in the name of our Goddess Eris, in an attempt to bring some light to our monotonous ordered world and revoke the curse of Greyface. And simply for the LULZ ofcourse...

As part of the new Golden Apple Seed Missions this becomes the OMGASM, the great leaderless mission to save the population from themselves.

Other GASM's (Often considered to be part of the greater OMGASM) are:



A typical OMGASM (of which there are none) would be the application of a suitable meme bomb to any currently unused wall space in a public area...

e.g. You have 30 seconds to forget this message.

See discordia, postergasm


what Saladin goes thru every morning after sniffing his mom's cum-drenched panties

Saladin: OMG! new panties!

...after jerking off for a minute...

Mmmmm! I'm having an OMGASM!


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