What is Omghi2uwtfbbq?
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Outburst made by furious mazda owners when their car mysteriously explodes
I started my car and a voice told me to get out. I closed the door and it took off by itself. I found it down the street securely placed between two trees. I looked at the ground and exhaled. Later that day I told my mom what happened and she was all like "OMGHI2UWTFBBQ" the end.
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This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.
Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
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