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1. A matt shot is when a poor ass drunk piece of shit asks a bartender for a cheap drink at last call. The bartender will then take all the..

1. A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit. Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 7..

1. A person who has recently gotten a cell phone or an unlimited texting plan and starts texting everyone in their phonebook. They also par..