Omglot

What is Omglot?

'Oh my God, like one time'. Used to explain a situation that happened in the past. Makes whatever happened sound more dramatic...

Omglot, I went to a shop and farted.

See one time, whatever, fyi, guess what, listen up

J.o.times Day

1. feb.21 exactly a week after v-times day.. to celebrate with your Jump-Off or sidechick "I took wifey to a resort for v-times day&q..

Zeromaster

1. A person who is always consistently wrong. When you ask a Zeromaster if a movie is good, and they say "no", then you know tha..

Montecristo

1. 1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic. 2. Count of "Montecristo"..

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