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When a not-so-good-looking guy lands a chick thats way more attractive than he is.
Tom is 5'04, overweight and severly unattractiv..
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What you say when you have to shit.
(Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet)
Dude 1: I have to shit
Dude 2: Thats good to know..
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