What is Omgwtftml?
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An abbreviated expression showing displeasure or confusion towards the professional hockey team the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Stands for Oh My God Why The Fuck? Toronto Maple Leafs.
It is also a joke on the expression 
Example one: (For a stupid management move)
OMGWTFTML they just traded Gill for a second round pick. He was worth way more.
Example two: (For a stupid player move)
OMGWTFTML Colaiacovo is hurt again!
Example three: (For a general team mistake)
They lost 6-0 to the Panthers OMGWTFTML
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Random Words:
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High fiving from a distance because you are too lazy to get up.
"Virtual 5!"
...why does my example HAVE to have 20 letters .. 
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Smoking a blunt or a joint and drinking coffee in the morning.
yo, come to my place in the morning for brooklyn breakfast.
See marijun..