Omlg

What is Omlg?

Oh My Lack of God.

Very useful for Atheists, to whom omg is very unfitting.

I, an Atheist, invented this for use of all Atheists.

Spread it far and wide!

It's actually pretty straightforward. Instead of using omg, use omlg.

See omg, omlg, omw, awesome

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