What is Omnipimp?
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An omnipimp is to hoes as God is to humans. Omnipimp is perfect at everything (and everyone) he does. He answers to no man. The only known Omnipimps are directly related to Gary Cooper. An omnipimp knows every sex position known to man, and several known only to goldfish. He can also see any woman naked at any time. You know that girl you really want that is way out of your league? Yeah, he tapped that.
Larry can pick up any woman. He is such an omnipimp.
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