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1. When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..

1. abbreviation for "oh for fuck sakes" When her husband gets ridiculous on the IM, she types "offs" ... 2. As in th..

1. Wicked Awesome Films BFF1: OMG! have u seen the last W.A.F. episode? BFF2: no, why? BFF1: omg it was so funny! the best by far! See ..