Omnipreside

What is Omnipreside?

To be omnipresent.

To be present in all places at all times.

The rules say we can only post on one thread at a time, but if we can't omnipreside then a lot of threads will go unreplied to.

Email The Hop

1. Taking a dump on the company's dime. Hey Matt, I'll be right back. I've got to email the Hop. See taking a dump, shit,..

Aftersplash Prevention

1. creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1..

Riffty

1. a big phat tumper of a spliff. Preferably smoked during a boomass day in the summer with a pint in one hand and your riffty in the othe..

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