Omniscent

What is Omniscent?


1.

The elusive fourth characteristic attributed to God: Smelling entirely of bullshit.

Christian: "God is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent."

Atheist: "You forgot Omniscent."

See omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent, god, christianity, theology, bullshit


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