Omp Edit Meaning

1.

To eat. An onomatopoeic of a bite sound; like pacman.

Its lunch time lets go omp.

2.

Old man pusher. A twenty-something female who encourages her friends to date older men. Reasons may include monetary benefits, gray hair fetish, etc.

I was making out with that 44-year-old last night at the bar because Alison told me he was perfect for me. She is such an OMP!

See cougar, old men, fetish

3.

Short for Opps Messy Poops.

Established-2007 thru 2008

Incorporated-2009

While you are out in public and you have to take a poop AKA a shit you must first find the nearest public restroom and go into a empty stall and make sure the restooom is fairly empty, go as if you were going to take a normal poop, but instead of sitting down you straddle the toilet and shit everywhere thus making a total mess out of the bathroom. After there is shit all over the place wipe yourself and just leave, but make sure the coast is clear!

Alex- Steven are you going to let that person talk to you like that?

Steven- Bro what should I do?

Alex- Ask to use his bathroom and do an OMP

shit dump grossnastypayback

See shit, dump, gross, nasty, payback

4.

derivative of OMG: OH MAH PEH

With icanhascheezburger dialect for effect.

A reaction of profound indifference. Inasmuch OMG expresses surprise OMP should suggest complete lack of disregard towards the matter at hand.

What color paint do you want for the dining room?

OMP.

Nuff said.

See omg, peh, meh, indifference, icanhascheezburger

5.

An acronym: A way of saying oh my god, without using the lords name in vain, OH MY PENIS! Its funny too

OMP! Nora is in the hospital

See oh, my, omp, god

6.

to eat the cruch out of a low flying duck!

"Im so hungry i could eat te cruch out of a low flying duck.... omp"

7.

a faggot sellout

omp is a faggot sellout

See none