O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Tijuana Taxicab Ride

1. Perfermorning a connilingus on a co-ed with a melodorous vaginal cavity while on springbreak. The co-ed becomes so excited she excreets..

Vajaded

1. Being Jaded by a woman or if a woman one is irritated by female problems associated with being a woman. Henry is so vajaded by his girl..

Chern

1. A fat, lazy slob, that is always late with what he is trying to accomplish, whether it be for a friend or himself That fucking chern, t..

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