O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Cone Tits

1. Tits that appear conical in shape and therefore lack any type of attractive properties. Sigma Phi Brother #1: Hey big titty freak! Big..

You Spin Me Round

1. Dead or Alive's dizzying disco-pop hit from their 1984 album Youthquake. Sampled in Flo Ripoff - err... Flo Rida's Right Roun..

Holepocrite

1. A person who has body piercings or tattoos, but still professes to be afraid of needles. The holepocrite at work has a pierced tongue a..

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