O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Fuklin

1. A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard. Guy 1: So how was..

Splangus

1. Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus. The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration. Rod bent ove..

Imbreastive

1. Having big natural boobs Jamie is really imbreastive. I've seen them myself! See breat, boob, natural, tit, tits..

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