O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?


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Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.


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