O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Fucktard Contest

1. An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day. I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest. ..

Hand Grenades

1. A shot of liquor or booze i got knocked up by a hand grenade in 'Nawlins..

Enrooshi

1. A word used by ignorant people to call on an asian kid yo enrooshi, pass me the football..

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