O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Scanch

1. an insult referring to any word you wish to say to someone without actually fully insulting them. A friendly way to insult. Bob you are..

Moospace

1. A myspace page belonging to a fat cow. Whoa check out this chick's myspace. Isn't she sexy? Dude, more like MOOSPACE. That..

Z-axis

1. When having sex, move left to right, as opposed to up and down or forward and back, this is most easlily done by laying on a sleeping ba..

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