O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Ménage à Un

1. A ménage à un is the art of self satisfaction aka masturbation. "I'm going to go blow off some sexual tension and have a ména..

Edjewcation

1. what you get in hebrew school. the test we had in history class made me sooo friggin happy i got my edjewcation cause theyre were loads..

Fat Flora

1. A common name used when meeting a woman with a marked propensity towards saying hello to you in a manner that reveals her panties. Fat F..

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