O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

After Tennis Activities

1. a refrence to any sexual activity executed between two men, one of which having a girlfriend/wife. Refer to "Burp Job". REAL..

Taking A Poop

1. The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet. Man, i gotta squirt a brown mo..

Qwawkward

1. --> An extremely awkward situation. --> Awkward pronounced by a poor English speaking person -->It can also be used as a noun..

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