O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Zen Shopping

1. The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone els..

Tits

1. Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain. 2. 1:womens breasts 2..

Frankation

1. To purposely avoid contact with a friend for a certain period of time. If you want to know why we didn't call you from Las Vegas, ..

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