O.m.p.

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Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Jer'devil

1. Shorthand for Jersey Devil. Used frequently in discussions of creative works inspired by the Jersey Devil or its mythos. Also used as ..

Grocery Feet

1. n. feet resembling those of a stinky hippie, dirty. That fellow has grocery store feet to the max. See tucker 2. When a person has n..

Jack Daniels-ized

1. The unexplainable phenomenon that causes young men to urinate themselves while passed out as a result of drinking an excessive amount of..

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