O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Killion

1. The largest number possible because it kills all the other numbers. I'm a killion times better at Excel than Callum! See number, ..

Quasi Girlfriend

1. A girl who by all appearances, actions, tastes and adventures is your lover, yet is unable to commit to being your girlfriend at the mom..

Titties An Beer

1. what men love most gonna go down to the peeler bar an have some titties an beer See yo mamma 2. a drink mixer, mmmm titties in the b..

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