O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Dickhole

1. a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being Russ is being such a dickhole right now. 2. (1) One who is..

Hoverround

1. An extremely useful device for handicapped people or pirates. It is used to ride around on much like a motorized wheelchair. "Man,..

Lairdy

1. A whore; A skank, enjoys the sexual pleasure of strap on, preferably up the ass. Hannah Laird is such a lairdy..

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