O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Dip And Flick

1. To dip a rubber band into hot chocolate and then flick the rubber band at a co-worker During our daily rubber band war, Adam decided to..

Craiging

1. when your supposed straight friend comes out of the closet and tries to seduce you when he gets really drunk instead of hitting on girl..

Dragon Eye

1. when ones butt hole becomes crusty and disgusting. Commonly after you dont wipe your ass hole alex: ewww close your legs hunter: sorry..

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