O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Heffer Pen

1. A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would..

Bavarino

1. The BAVarino is the ultimate redneck, A Born Again Virgin due to a nonexistant sex life. NASCAR is usually watched by the BAVarino regul..

Jokerman

1. used to describe a young, extremely energetic and demented man. Usually will have consumed a sizeable amount of alcohol. Prone to removi..

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