O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Nobling

1. A trainee nob. Not quite a fully fledged nob, but with a little persistence and experience, will surely get there. Eeeh. Look at those ..

Im Stupid

1. wow, if you searched for that you really ARE stupid! ZOMFG! lets see what comes up with "im stupid"!!!! See stupid, dumb, i..

Rofjo

1. Roll On Floor Jacking Off, originally thought up by a commenter at kotaku see GTJO The other day my mom walked in on me while I was ROF..

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