O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Ilic

1. usually defined as a wannabe gangsta yugoslavian who hates ninjas... dude that ilic is gunna get whooped by that ninja!! See ninja, ga..

30 Miles Off London

1. Stevenage. As noone seems to know where this small town is, when ever asked where you are from, the answer given for someone from Steve..

Koenker

1. Attempting gymnastics while extremely intoxicated. Resulting in serious injury to ones face Did you see his face? Looks like he pulled ..

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