O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

[tpeeing]

1. to TP (toilet paper)somthing. We are going Tpeeing wanna come? Richard has never been Tpeeing! See tp, vandalism, tping..

Zesty Queso

1. when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up..

80 In 85

1. when someone is driving a car on highway 85.having sex in the back seat going 80mph. you: YO my friend did a 80 in 85 friend: what? y..

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