O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Hot Carl Malone

1. The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet. "Yo hunny, you smell like shit." "..

Multiloser

1. Rush Limbughs status after his 3 failed marriages and 3 time substance abuse clinic stints. They say he also can fit 3 fingers into his ..

Schmartle

1. (verb) the act of masturbating while studying. "I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamic..

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