O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

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Squirty Bears

1. Diarrhea Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad. See poop, diarrhea, squirts, the squirts, bears, John Ba..

Isa

1. It stands for 'insha allah', in the muslim chatting world.. it's like 'okay' or 'hope so'... <Kar..

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