O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Jungle Bread

1. Another word for a watermelon. Wow, those black people sure love their jungle bread!!!..

Cuntclot

1. An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way ..

Fair Way To The Shooter

1. A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the di..

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