O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Ortis

1. maduming kuko; taeng bumabalik kapag flinush putanginang adante 2! ay ortis pala! See yuseff..

'office Space' Syndrome

1. 'office space' syndrome is self-exonoration from social and/or work-related obligations arising from a increasingly disaffecti..

Bam, Zoom, Straight To The Moon

1. The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife. Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to..

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