O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

David Cooperfield

1. this takes place in a bedroom. when you are bangin the girl in the ass and she has her face in the pillows. your friend is outside the w..

Zygodactyl

1. Having two toes projecting forward and two toes projecting backwards. Birds that climb through foliage or in trees display this trait. ..

Plus Eight

1. 1. A mathematical term used for assignments and what not. 2. Answering a dumb question with a dumb answer. 3. A guy who doesn't k..

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