O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Lander

1. Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules. Vickee fo..

Sex Bunny

1. A Humanwho will give it up in any possition you like. For example: If you say 69she'll hopto it. If you say bend overshe's al..

Hardears

1. naughty Michael is so hardears. He wouldn't stop interferring with the computer. See Lisa..

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