O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

W.e.f.

1. (accronym) with effect from. From this date/day on. It was admitted as a member w.e.f. May 15th. See wef, aviation, formal..

Open-box

1. Derogatory term for a promiscuous female. Fred: That open-box has been with everyone in town! or Matt: He didn't have enough pa..

Cock Turban

1. Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees. Dude, next..

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