O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Zigazig Ha

1. A phrase coined by the Spice Girls in the late 90's. There really isn't any meaning behind the word as of yet. At least not on..

Quickfire

1. When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underw..

Unformative

1. Producing or accomplishing nothing. After going to Best Buy for tech support, being told wrong information and then figuring out the pr..

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