O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Crickled

1. To be messed up. To be deformed. To be inferiour. My ex-girlfriend is crickled...

Queefing Chode

1. A chodewhich queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla. I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from thi..

Anal Yum-yum

1. A cream meant for homosexuals who need to get the taste of feces out of thier mouths after they lick ass-hole. Also what Nick Jonas has ..

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