O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Hong Kan

1. An expression of great disappointment/anger. Literally, to fuck a dog. I was happily going home to celebrate my birthday, but hong kan..

Jill Tits

1. Someone with rather small tits, often called "Mosquito Bites" or "Bee Stings" That new girl has some major Jill Tit..

Eiab

1. Electrocuted in a bath. EIAB - Some people should be electrocuted in a bath. See diaf, htfu, death, electricity, hate..

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