O.m.p.

What is O.m.p.?

Old Man's Penis (noun)

any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?

Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

Lay Away

1. To put a member of the opposite sex on reserve for a future sexual encounter; Emphasis on Lay. "So you tappin' that?" &..

Fuckbeans

1. 1. An obscenity which is used to show a person has made a mistake or an accident has occured Oh FUCKBEANS, i've lost my work FUCK..

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