On The Blunt

What is On The Blunt?

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The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojonesatrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.

Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"

Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."

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