On The Burger Edit Meaning

1. A rather plump or irrelevant tard, or tahd. Pronounced "loddy todd" in a HIGHLY sophisticated manner. I gave chase to the lah..

1. How a giant squid would say, "me." Would yoo like to meet mee?..

1. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. "It took an OHNO-Second to realize ..