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Having had a vasectomy.
Don't worry, I am vasectomized.
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When an apartment building's water is out due to street construc..
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A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
I fart..
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A particularly angry individual with a tendency to lash out at unsuspecting commuters
Christ alive, he kicked the guy in the shin like ..