On The Turps Edit Meaning

1. A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan. "I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex...

1. A creature similar to a woman in that she is able to produce small humaoid creatures when mated with a drunken male. The drunkenness is..

1. v. to cut the hair on ones asshole in order to remove a painful, rock-hard piece of shit that has become entrapped in the jungle Cristo..