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When no one knows where you are, but everyone thinks you are somewhere, so no one looks for you.
When no one needs you for anything, so..
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A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a..
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hocking a lugie, spitting mucus and saliva out of your mouth
I'm especially good at expectorating.
See lugie, spitting, saliva, g..
