Oncom

What is Oncom?

1.

Used when someone says something really fast and you understand nothing they just said. Coined by Paul in 2007 when i 4got that predictive text was on and evrthing made sense execpt oncom

Also confuses the person who you are speaking to.

Repeat for added confusion/mild annoyance.

!!!!!!!!!!NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE!!!!!!!!!!

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING 'ON' THE 'COM'PUTER!!

aztech65: Did-u-see-wen-and -then-he-said-and-it-was-like- and-then-he- said...

MadMan12: oncom?

aztech65: what are you talking about

MadMan12: OnCoM?

aztech65: what are you saying!!!!

MadMan12: I was gonna assk the same thing.

aztech65: ???

See on, com, comp, computer, oncom, kom, lol, funny, words
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