One Armed Bandit

What is One Armed Bandit?


1.

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

See PG

2.

A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.

So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.

Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"

Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"

Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"

Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"

See rob, robbo, blunder, fag, homosexual, gay, queer, gary glitter

3.

A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.

The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.

See Cecil

4.

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

See Dave


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