One Cheek Sneak

What is One Cheek Sneak?


1.

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

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2.

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.

Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*

Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.

AFTER CHURCH

Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.

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