What is One Cheek Sneak?
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the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
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A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.
Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.
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