One Eyed Jim

What is One Eyed Jim?


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A sexual 'move' where the male dips his penis into some mango juice (although other juices are sometimes used) and proceeds to poke his partner in the eye with it, causing excruciating pain (hence one eyed). Following this, often after donning a pirate hat, the male penetrates the his partner roughly until they submit by yelling 'aye aye captain' (this is where the 'jim' originates from as jim is a common cabin boys name). After pulling this move not only will you partner be impressed, they will look like JIm the one eyed cabin boy

gossip1: Apparently, Tristan 'one eyed Jimmed' Katie yesterday!

gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!

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