One Eyed Milkman

What is One Eyed Milkman?


1.

A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.

Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.

2.

A penis. The one eye being the hole and the milk being cum. Masturbating can be said as "Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman"

Stop shaking hands with your one eyed milkman and get a real chick.

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