One Eyed Penguin

What is One Eyed Penguin?


1.

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits

on the girls back and yells her name, this will

make the girl think that you have ejacualted on

her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye

then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the

next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only

be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend

waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill

the one eyed penguin last night"

See doggy style, chewbacha, arabian goggles, donkey punch


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