What is One Eyed Screaming Pelican?

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Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.

Kill Bill 2 meets Backdoor Sluts 9.

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