What is One Eyed Snake?
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a funny name for a penis
his one eyed snake went into her
pink taco
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Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.
He has a dangerous one eyed snake
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A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
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The long object between the male's legs. The long is usually the better
Shit that one eyes snake is long!
God Go the Snake!!! *moans*
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