One Eyed Turkey

What is One Eyed Turkey?


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When a naked guy bends over and you see his asshole with his balls hanging down.

Mike dropped his towel and when he picked it up I saw his one eyed turkey.

See asshole, cornhole, bunghole, batwing, goat, the brain, chicken heart


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