What is One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit?
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Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.
My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.
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