What is One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch?
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a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
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Someone who has spent at least 913489545 hours in a tanning bed, and has acquired an unearthly citrus glow.
Check out that orangeskin! ..