What is One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch?
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a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
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drinking or using drugs after a period of abstinence
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Euphemism taken from the world of snooker. Descriptive of that time of the month where a girl has "the decorators in", as in....
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The raised, slightly bruised outline of a penis left on your lovers forehead.
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