One Five Three Rule

What is One Five Three Rule?

1.

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

See urinal
49

Random Words:

Jüriöö
1. jüriöö ülestõus (georgesnight uprising) a rebellion in estonia 23. april 1343 (in the night of St. George's Day) against germans. E..
Read more
Obamaloid
1. A supporter of Obama. It is a cross between mongoloid and Obama. Hey Obamaloids, McCain is going to win so 'suck it'. See o..
Read more
El Prego
1. a beautiful pregnant princess dont tell anyone but word on the street is that girl is el prego See el, prego, batman, pasta..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free