What is One Fucking Two Seconds?
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1. A measure of time.
2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"
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