What is One Handed Bandit?
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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
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For a potential love interest to not have honorable intentions towards you.
"So, how was the date?"
"His intentions wer..
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Latin phrase meaning: Don't let the bastards grind you down
Mike - My girlfriend just cheated on me which makes me mad.
Bill - Ju..
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Having unprotected sex when situated less than 5 minutes away from a pharmacy.
"Yeah man, I was a little lazy yesterday so we went..
