What is One Handed Bandit?
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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
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Having sex aka getting pussy
"Man, I can't wait to get down to brass taxes with that bitch."
See sex, laid, intercourse..
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A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.
Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf ..