One Handed Bandit

What is One Handed Bandit?


1.

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?

Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...

Jon: Fuck...

See hairdresser, haircut, bad haircut, crappy, one, handed, bandit


48

Random Words:

1. Referring to a person, place or thing that happens to mean whatever the sayer wishes it to. "Stop being such a fucking lyboe!"..
1. Verb: Kyoon-Baazi (qu-oon baa-zee) 1. The formal consolidation of kyoonies in its worldwide network. 2. An underground organization ..
1. Someone who holds an item for another when that person does not have a hand free (they are carrying too many items). Holdilocks is typic..