One Handed Bandit

What is One Handed Bandit?


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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?

Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...

Jon: Fuck...

See hairdresser, haircut, bad haircut, crappy, one, handed, bandit


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