What is One Handed Bandit?
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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
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Put simply, a polite way of saying mother fucker when in the presence of people it may offend.
You're gonna be one bad mother crus..