What is One Handed Bandit?
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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
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Getting a Blow Job after having Anal Sex
"I fucked Her in the ass then she gave me a Hubie Brown"..
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A person who has sex with their dead father.
That dude is such an incestuous homo necro.
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to walk as you are texting on a cellular device, unaware of what or who is around you.
I was textwalking Kevin on my way to class and b..
