One Handed Muppet Strangler

What is One Handed Muppet Strangler?

1.

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

See one, handed, muppet, strangler, cock

94

Random Words:

Retro-scan

1. Exhaustive facial analysis to try to figure out how someone that has just greeted you, but you no longer recognize, used to look a whi..

Janktakular

1. Adjective- Something that is spectacularly jankey. Noun- An party, event, or extravaganza while fun for some is rather low brow, and ..

Shida

1. An amazing, beautiful girl that most girls are jealous of. A complete flirt that can be a tease. Loves her friends and family but will k..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free