What is One Hump Pump?
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A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking
Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!
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Particularly slow. Often used in an insulting manner.
"So zetta slow!" Shô Minamimoto (The World Ends with You)
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When you wipe your ass and shards of toilet paper get intermingled with the grundle grass sprouting around your asshole. See grundle g..