One Man Band

What is One Man Band?


1.

The act of someone performing fellatio while simultaneously sticking their finger (or two) up your butt.

Greco: That bitch from last night was nasty- she gave me the one man band in the back of my car.

Hung: I know dude, I was driving.

See rusty trombone, skin flute, fingerbang

2.

masturbating

He's used to having a one man band at this hour of the night.

3.

A "one man band" is something that is performed on a girl. Other definitions here say it's when a guy gets a finger in the butt during a blowjob, but 2 things hardly constitutes a "band."

My understanding is that a one man band is cunnilingus plus the shocker. That is, sucking or licking the clit while using index and middle finger inside the vagina, and the pinky in the B.H.

I also hear it's pretty awesome. I don't have a vagina so I can't be sure.

Girls have been known to blackout from a one man band. Use with caution, my friend.

See cunnilingus, shocker, pussy, vagina, anal, butt sex

4.

My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass

See harry


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