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To masturbate and jack off at the same time.
Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?
Trey:Both, I was masterjacki..
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not functioning right, out of order
My alarm clock is out of kilter.
See british, haywire, out of whack..
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A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
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