One Man Party

What is One Man Party?


1.

When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own penis in the confines of his dorm room/MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the lone man is vigorously crying and listening to Mariah Carey's new smash hit "Touch My Body."

"Hey Woodward, you wanna come out to the club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"

"No man, I think I'm gonna drink a protein shake and have a one man party."

See party, loner, wanking, jacking off, woodward

2.

a one man party is to wank

i heard u had a one man party last night

yeah it was good and when i opened my eyes after it i found out my mum had brought in a cuppafor me

lol you twat


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