One Minute Minister

What is One Minute Minister?

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever

Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!

Fuck Up Fairy

1. Sarcastic way of saying that something has gone wrong. Similar to the tooth fairy, but the fuck up fairy leaves mayhem instead of money...

Lmfbo

1. laughin my fucking balls off--another one of those stupid abreviations that make no fucking sense in real life. Guy - I kill my wife. ..

Ewoked

1. The act of bleaching the hair surrounding one's anus. Man, dat bitch had some wookie crack, but went and ewoked dat shit!..

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